Comments on: Unintentionally Hilarious Child Sayings http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html The Official Sittercity Blog Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:56:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: kmvs_2008 http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-14296 kmvs_2008 Wed, 29 Apr 2009 06:15:44 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-14296 Three most favorites Mom- would u like some lettuce on your sandwich daughter-yes i want some alice!! Mom- Lets go swim in the ocean. daughter- can i bring my toys in the lotion. We would sing the christmas carol, All i want for christmas is my two front teeth. The one verse my daughter would say sister susie sitting on a pencil! lol My daughters name is Krystal she would call herself tissle all the time . Most of these occured when she was 3 1/2. Three most favorites
Mom- would u like some lettuce on your sandwich
daughter-yes i want some alice!!
Mom- Lets go swim in the ocean.
daughter- can i bring my toys in the lotion.
We would sing the christmas carol, All i want for christmas is my two front teeth. The one verse my daughter would say sister susie sitting on a pencil! lol My daughters name is Krystal she would call herself tissle all the time . Most of these occured when she was 3 1/2.

]]> By: EmiliaMarie http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-3187 EmiliaMarie Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:37:06 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-3187 the almost 3 year old (he isn't 2, he's almost 3) i was watching was walking around the kitchen holding his 'boy parts', so his dad asked him, dad- "Do you have to go to the potty?" child - "Nope" dad - "Then why are you holding yourself?" child - "I like the way it feels!" the almost 3 year old (he isn’t 2, he’s almost 3) i was watching was walking around the kitchen holding his ‘boy parts’, so his dad asked him,

dad- “Do you have to go to the potty?”
child - “Nope”
dad - “Then why are you holding yourself?”
child - “I like the way it feels!”

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1365 Anonymous Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:29:25 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1365 my 5 year old charge michael The wooden park!! I LOVE WOOD!! oh and he's convinced plastic cant break my 5 year old charge michael
The wooden park!! I LOVE WOOD!!

oh and he’s convinced plastic cant break

]]> By: alyssia123 http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1322 alyssia123 Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:01:33 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1322 "I can't believe I ate three pieces of pizza, my belly is CROWDEDD!" “I can’t believe I ate three pieces of pizza, my belly is CROWDEDD!”

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1185 Anonymous Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:58:56 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1185 I am a lifeguard at a pool and overheard this conversation between 2 approximately 8 year old boys Boy 1: Hey, if you do a bellyflop, I will tell you who LIKES you! Boy 2: Is it a girl other than my mom? I am a lifeguard at a pool and overheard this conversation between 2 approximately 8 year old boys

Boy 1: Hey, if you do a bellyflop, I will tell you who LIKES you!
Boy 2: Is it a girl other than my mom?

]]> By: auraofmenaces http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1152 auraofmenaces Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:32:07 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1152 I was babysitting for my sister the other day. Set of three year old twins (Emma and Paige) and their 4 year old sister Brooke. Im on the couch talking to Booke whren Emma comes running up to us. Emma: Aunt Amy! Brooke: Im talking Emma! Me: Wheres your pants? Emma: someone pooped in my pants! Me(laughing so sarcastically): Now who could have pooped in your pants? Emma: Maybe,.... Paige... Me: No lying now Emma remember we talked about this already Emma: Well it wasnt me ! Someone else did it! I was babysitting for my sister the other day. Set of three year old twins (Emma and Paige) and their 4 year old sister Brooke.
Im on the couch talking to Booke whren Emma comes running up to us.
Emma: Aunt Amy!
Brooke: Im talking Emma!
Me: Wheres your pants?
Emma: someone pooped in my pants!
Me(laughing so sarcastically): Now who could have pooped in your pants?
Emma: Maybe,…. Paige…
Me: No lying now Emma remember we talked about this already
Emma: Well it wasnt me ! Someone else did it!

]]> By: Green_Eyez20 http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1143 Green_Eyez20 Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:49:46 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1143 I was with my 4 year old the other day and she said... HER: How old are you? ME: I'm almost 22 can you count to twenty two with me HER: yeah I can....(counts/takes a breath) Wow....you are almost 100!!!! I was with my 4 year old the other day and she said…

HER: How old are you?
ME: I’m almost 22 can you count to twenty two with me
HER: yeah I can….(counts/takes a breath) Wow….you are almost 100!!!!

]]> By: nanny4107 http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1134 nanny4107 Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:25:25 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1134 the boy (6) and girl (4) i watch were playing duck, duck, goose. (the girl is learning how to rhyme) girl: f**k, f**k, moose! *silence* me: woah. wait a sec. what was that? girl: what? doesn't that rhyme? boy: SHE SAID THE 'F' WORD! girl: nuh uh! boy: yuh huh! girl: no i didn't!! Daddy says it all the time so it's ok to say! me: how about we not say that anymore. it's more of a big kid word, ok? girl: ok..can i say it when i'm 9? i'll be big then.. me: no. you have to wait til you're much older. girl: how old?! like twenty-hundred-thousand-billion? boy: is that even a number? this went on for quite a while, both arguing about numbers and if it was a bad word or not. overall, just the way they were saying it, was just hilarious. :) the boy (6) and girl (4) i watch were playing duck, duck, goose. (the girl is learning how to rhyme)

girl: f**k, f**k, moose!
*silence*
me: woah. wait a sec. what was that?
girl: what? doesn’t that rhyme?
boy: SHE SAID THE ‘F’ WORD!
girl: nuh uh!
boy: yuh huh!
girl: no i didn’t!! Daddy says it all the time so it’s ok to say!
me: how about we not say that anymore. it’s more of a big kid word, ok?
girl: ok..can i say it when i’m 9? i’ll be big then..
me: no. you have to wait til you’re much older.
girl: how old?! like twenty-hundred-thousand-billion?
boy: is that even a number?

this went on for quite a while, both arguing about numbers and if it was a bad word or not. overall, just the way they were saying it, was just hilarious. :)

]]> By: katie723 http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1089 katie723 Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:37:29 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1089 On a spelling and vocabulary test in my third grade class, one little girl passed vocab, but failed spelling. She put her vocabulary word, "endure" in the following sentence: "I endure when I got a sh*t." (She meant shot, but I guess sh*t makes sense too...) On a spelling and vocabulary test in my third grade class, one little girl passed vocab, but failed spelling. She put her vocabulary word, “endure” in the following sentence: “I endure when I got a sh*t.” (She meant shot, but I guess sh*t makes sense too…)

]]> By: ava1heral198 http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1083 ava1heral198 Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:29:32 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1083 Same littlle challenging child ( We were at the mall on a field trip to see Santa. He didnt want to see Santa so he and I went for a walk. I stepped in a store with him and looked around. An older (senior citizen) walked up to us and says "You are so sweet. I love the way you are standing here listening to your teacher. All the other children over there with these red shirts on are running around and not listening. You must be the sweetest child in the entire school". He then says to her"Why thank you lady that is some mighty ugly lipstick you got on" Same littlle challenging child ( We were at the mall on a field trip to see Santa. He didnt want to see Santa so he and I went for a walk. I stepped in a store with him and looked around. An older (senior citizen) walked up to us and says “You are so sweet. I love the way you are standing here listening to your teacher. All the other children over there with these red shirts on are running around and not listening. You must be the sweetest child in the entire school”. He then says to her”Why thank you lady that is some mighty ugly lipstick you got on”

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1078 Anonymous Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:15:26 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1078 (I work in a child care center full time. This was during potty time. My most "Challenging student has a hard time keeping it in the potty) Ava: "Everytime you go to the potty I have to come in behind you and mop the floor. Why can't you just put all you pee pee in the potty like all the other little boys in class?" student: Lady (he calls everyone lady) do you know how hard it is to guide one of theese things! (I work in a child care center full time. This was during potty time. My most “Challenging student has a hard time keeping it in the potty)

Ava: “Everytime you go to the potty I have to come in behind you and mop the floor. Why can’t you just put all you pee pee in the potty like all the other little boys in class?”

student: Lady (he calls everyone lady) do you know how hard it is to guide one of theese things!

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1071 Anonymous Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:10:43 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1071 My mother is a child immunizations nurse at my hometown health department and sees dozens of small children everday, who of course often cry because of needles and shots. One afternoon I was visiting my mom in her office when a mother and her young son came in for a shot. Boy: (crying) "No!! Please , don't make me get a shot, it's going to hurt!!" My mom: "It's going to be okay! You have to get one of these so you can grow up to be as big as your daddy" Boy: his eyes get big, he crinkles his face all up then, all of a sudden he smacks himself in the forhead and exclaims, "Oh no! My daddy is short!" It was the funniest thing I had ever heard from a little kid! My mother is a child immunizations nurse at my hometown health department and sees dozens of small children everday, who of course often cry because of needles and shots. One afternoon I was visiting my mom in her office when a mother and her young son came in for a shot.

Boy: (crying) “No!! Please , don’t make me get a shot, it’s going to hurt!!”

My mom: “It’s going to be okay! You have to get one of these so you can grow up to be as big as your daddy”

Boy: his eyes get big, he crinkles his face all up then, all of a sudden he smacks himself in the forhead and exclaims, “Oh no! My daddy is short!”
It was the funniest thing I had ever heard from a little kid!

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1064 Anonymous Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:00:20 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1064 I have 2 different stories, one for my son age 4 & one for my dagheter aged 6. MY son was laying in bed ith his dad and I changed the channel for them, the following conversation followed. Me: Is that the right channel husband: Yes the is th right one son: NO mommy that is not the right channel me: yes it is daddy said that is the channel he wants Son well then put it on the LEFT channel mom. My daughter who is 6 when ever she sees me changing she tells me mommy I see your bras (meaning my breasts). I have 2 different stories, one for my son age 4 & one for my dagheter aged 6.

MY son was laying in bed ith his dad and I changed the channel for them, the following conversation followed.
Me: Is that the right channel
husband: Yes the is th right one
son: NO mommy that is not the right channel
me: yes it is daddy said that is the channel he wants
Son well then put it on the LEFT channel mom.

My daughter who is 6 when ever she sees me changing she tells me mommy I see your bras (meaning my breasts).

]]> By: Sarah4204 http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1063 Sarah4204 Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:04:39 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1063 I was babysitting a 3 year old little boy and trying to get him to eat his lunch. this is how it went... Me: you have to eat so you can be big and strong! Him: are you saying i'm not strong? I was babysitting a 3 year old little boy and trying to get him to eat his lunch. this is how it went…

Me: you have to eat so you can be big and strong!
Him: are you saying i’m not strong?

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1061 Anonymous Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:34:47 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1061 The 3 yr old I sometimes babysit for has a fulltime nanny. He recently asked her if she had God's cellphone number because he would like to talk to him & if he would letter him use her cellphone to call God,he would put it on speaker so she could talk to him also. The 3 yr old I sometimes babysit for has a fulltime nanny. He recently asked her if she had God’s cellphone number because he would like to talk to him & if he would letter him use her cellphone to call God,he would put it on speaker so she could talk to him also.

]]> By: shaydc08 http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1059 shaydc08 Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:17:39 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1059 My mom was in the bathroom at Nordstroms with my then-four year old little sister Alexis. As my mom pulled up her underwear, Alexis exclaimed, "Mommy, your panties are broken!" (she was wearing a thong...) My mom was in the bathroom at Nordstroms with my then-four year old little sister Alexis. As my mom pulled up her underwear, Alexis exclaimed, “Mommy, your panties are broken!” (she was wearing a thong…)

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1058 Anonymous Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:03:30 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1058 The little 3 year old boy I babysit for had just gotten back from Mexico. He asked his mom if they could go back and she said that it was too soon. So when I came over he told me that Mexico was closed because it was being cleaned and they were going back in 5 minutes. The little 3 year old boy I babysit for had just gotten back from Mexico. He asked his mom if they could go back and she said that it was too soon. So when I came over he told me that Mexico was closed because it was being cleaned and they were going back in 5 minutes.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1057 Anonymous Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:34:02 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1057 Story One: One of the little girls I babysit (4) insists on telling me when I go to her house that the things the the windows "Airditioners" (Air Conditioners) and that they arent scary. I told her I had them too because it was hot out in the summer and she replied "It's too damn hot outside" (long pause) "I know that a bad word but daddy sayed it" Two: one of the little boys I babysit when he was 2 1/2 he was non verbal and used sign language to communicate. One night after I saw him sign the word for ice cream, I tried my very best to ask him if he wanted in a dish, in sign language of course. He looked at me as if her were very confused then signed the word fish and went "ffsssshhhhhh" we both started laughing and then I corrected him. it was adorable! Story One: One of the little girls I babysit (4) insists on telling me when I go to her house that the things the the windows “Airditioners” (Air Conditioners) and that they arent scary. I told her I had them too because it was hot out in the summer and she replied “It’s too damn hot outside” (long pause) “I know that a bad word but daddy sayed it”

Two: one of the little boys I babysit when he was 2 1/2 he was non verbal and used sign language to communicate. One night after I saw him sign the word for ice cream, I tried my very best to ask him if he wanted in a dish, in sign language of course. He looked at me as if her were very confused then signed the word fish and went “ffsssshhhhhh” we both started laughing and then I corrected him. it was adorable!

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1051 Anonymous Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:50:28 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1051 I was babsitting and the little four year-old girl was just being silly and trying(with veryy little sucess) to rhyme...she used the word cravings and her seven year-old brother said....."You don't even know what those are"....."Yes, I do," she said, "It's what mommies eat when they are pregnant." I was babsitting and the little four year-old girl was just being silly and trying(with veryy little sucess) to rhyme…she used the word cravings and her seven year-old brother said…..”You don’t even know what those are”…..”Yes, I do,” she said, “It’s what mommies eat when they are pregnant.”

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.sittercity.com/blog/childcare/funnykids.html/comment-page-1#comment-1050 Anonymous Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:41:20 +0000 /blog/funnykids/#comment-1050 When we asked my little sister what she wanted to be when she grows up. She replied, "I want to be a gymnasium (gymnist). Too funny!!! When we asked my little sister what she wanted to be when she grows up. She replied, “I want to be a gymnasium (gymnist). Too funny!!!

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