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100 Things about Jenk

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    • I was born in Richmond Hill, Ontario
    • But grew up in Brantford, Ontario home of Wayne Gretzky
    • So this means I’m Canadian
    • I can’t vote in the US
    • I don’t have a middle name
    • I have one younger brother named Jay
    • He has a middle name
    • I wanted April to be my middle name like 10 years ago
    • I went skydiving over the Swiss Alps
    • I’m half Polish half Dutch
    • I’m fluent in French
    • The Dutch have the tallest average height, isn’t that weird?
    • I’m only 5’4” on a good day
    • I lived in Paris, France for 5 months
    • I’ve been through 3 digital cameras
    • I think I traded one for a drink once
    • I like gin and tonics
    • I went to the University of Iowa
    • I was on the mens rowing team
    • I like attention
    • I obsess over celebrity gossip
    • I hate birds
    • I am allergic to Aspirin
    • And Sulfa Drugs
    • I am a certified Open Water diver
    • I have a weird pet peeve about people not breaking down boxes before throwing them out
    • And people who don’t wash their hands all the time
    • I secretly want to have a ton of tattoos but never will go through with it for fear of looking trashy
    • I do have one tattoo
    • Me and about 5 other girls got the same tattoo
    • We were in a sorority
    • And I’m still obsessed with my sorority
    • I like big ten schools
    • I love bacon
    • Some people think that I’m a bit of a hypochondriac
    • I think so too
    • I worked for Club Med
    • I’m obsessed with Thailand
    • And Dave Matthews, and I don’t like people who don’t appreciate him
    • I also love Larry David
    • My favorite book is The Alchemist by Paulo Coehlo
    • I often think that I started certain trends
    • I’m convinced that I read the DaVinci code way before everyone else got obsessed
    • I was on the set of the filming of the Davinci Code in Paris
    • I love fanny packs
    • I despise cheap people
    • I majored in International Studies
    • With an emphasis in Global Artistic Tradition and Change
    • And I minored in Art History
    • And French
    • My favorite piece of art is the Nike of Samothrace
    • I am obsessed with quotations
    • My favorite color is pink
    • I think London is overrated
    • I wrote a thesis on the Architectural, Cultural and Financial History of the Place Vendôme in Paris
    • I don’t like it when I find out someone has the same perfume as me
    • What? Its not weird
    • I love interesting people
    • I bruise easily
    • I wanted to be an actress
    • Until I figured out that I can’t act
    • But I can be dramatic
    • I still think that I’ll be famous
    • I played soccer, softball, and swam as a kid
    • I ran track and cross country in high school
    • My fastest 2.5 mile race was at state sophomore year at 15:36
    • I came in 96th in the state
    • The weight on my first drivers license was 96 lbs.
    • I wish I still weighed 96 lbs.
    • I hate math
    • I secretly wish that I was Jewish…only for the bat mitzvah
    • I love skiing but rarely ever get to ski
    • I have a snowboard that I have never used
    • I have the worst guilty conscience
    • I am a terrible liar
    • I have been to 7 different Cirque du Soleil shows
    • Cirque du Soleil is another one of those things that I’m convinced that I liked way before anyone else knew about it
    • I hung out on O.A.R.’s tour bus
    • Our first family pet was a cat my dad named Petruschka
    • Which allegedly means parsley in Polish
    • We have 2 Vizslas at home, Tori and Amber
    • I used to be in choir
    • I’m convinced that I’m going to have twins one day
    • I don’t enjoy when people can’t figure out when to say “good” versus “well”
    • I love school and wish that I could take classes forever
    • I HAD (as in the past) a stamp collection, a coin collection and I used to collect beanie babies and pressed pennies
    • I got food poisoning in Puerto Vallarta once
    • I think it might have been the 5 peso slice of pizza
    • The two science classes that I took in college were “Human Origins” and my personal favorite: “Age of Dinosaurs”
    • I’m scared of clowns
    • And mascots
    • I think lilies smell like funeral homes
    • I’ve never had White Castle
    • My main goal in life is to travel the world
    • And write a book
    • I’m proud of the fact that I have perfect vision…knock on wood
    • I have the greatest dog in the land named Bruiser, but I wish that I would have named him Chompers
    • I cannot go anywhere without a bottle of water
    • "On ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux."
    • I LOVE "Africa" by Toto...and so should you!